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Give them nothing.
But take from them everything.
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22nd-Apr-2010 04:32 pm - wat
Nothing going on, as per usual.  It's friends cut time though.  A lot of you I haven't talked to in years and probably won't talk to again.  I pretty much have nothing in common with a lot of you anymore, and I'm sure none of you give a shit about the things I'm intersted in.  So.....bye.

Other than that.  My life still blows.  The end.
You'll probably find this offensive...but I don't care!

Nick says:
dude, i joined the mideviel society
Janice says:
hahaha shut up
Nick says:
no seriously
Douchepants McBottomsex says:
im Douchepants McBottomsex, son of Doucheshirt McFrontsex
Janice says:
LOL you're such a fag
Douchepants McBottomsex says:
we own a blacksmith shop, but dabble in the dark arts behind the scenes
Douchepants McBottomsex says:
its taken me two fortnights to arrive in this location they call columbus, ohio
Douchepants McBottomsex says:
there are many dark skinned people asking for money, dark elves i presume
Douchepants McBottomsex says:
they're always looking for a free handout
Douchepants McBottomsex says:
they lack the traditional bow and arrow elves are associated with, and carry instead a most curious instrument
Douchepants McBottomsex says:
it seems to be a cannon which can be held in the hand, most peculiar
Janice says:
lol i fucking hate you
Douchepants McBottomsex says:
they request my goods, but when i present them with pelts and spices they slap me over the head with this strange metal instrument and then run away
Douchepants McBottomsex says:
it seems to be some sort of paper they fancy, though i have yet to come across such an artifact
Janice says:
Have you any coin to give?
Douchepants McBottomsex says:
i have coin, but not much to spare
Douchepants McBottomsex says:
they never ask for coin, presumebly because they have enough judgeing by the large amouns they wear around their neck
Douchepants McBottomsex says:
im curious as to why they do not trade in said coin for a pair of tighter fitting slacks
Janice says:
I've heard the town crier speak of this.  "And we well know them by their bling"
Douchepants McBottomsex says:
and so we shall
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